Reminds me of one of those jokes about three dudes on an airplane.

Having done some research on the topic, I found some interesting things about the three wise men.  A great deal of myth surrounds these three, and much of it appears to be made up.  The bible only mentions them in passing early in the Book of Matthew.  Later legends cast them as smart guys from Europe, Africa, and Asia.  Other evidence suggests they came from Babylon or Persia and may have been court scholars or seers who were familiar with the prophesies of Daniel.

Jones is no star of anything, so they won’t be following him